Amy: So I finally pulled the trigger and bought a Subaru Outback.
Yersa: Congrats on your lesbianhood!
Amy: Am not. Though I did name her Muffy.
Yersa: Does she dive? And more importantly, did you obtain a rainbow sticker for her yet?
Amy: I determined that was totally unnecessary. Kinda like putting a rainbow sticker on Elton John, you know?
Yersa: Yeah, that would be Redundantly Homosexual.
I can only wish with all my might that somewhere in the world, Elton John is driving around in a Subaru with a rainbow sticker on it.
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