Yersa: I have a policy to unfriend anyone on FB that participates in those ridiculous polls.
Becca: I like polls.
Yersa: You like poles, you dirty little whore. And this brings me to the original topic. So I have this FB friend/soon to be unfriended friend that just posted a poll asking people "If Your Sex Life Was A Movie Title, What Would It Be?" <THUD> How the fuck old are these people?
Becca: Mine would be "Rocky".
Yersa: Yours would be "The Bone Collector". And don't make me slap you.
Becca: Huh? I haven't collected many lately.
Yersa: Yeah. Mine would be "All Quiet on The Western Front."
Becca: ha
Yersa: Jesus Christ. I'd totally unfriend myself for that, but I'm the only action I'm getting apparently.
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