This is how I've been spending my leisure time, yo. I have these nasty ass beetles that keep cropping up. Now, I'm not a bug-phobic girly type, however, I do like to have a clean, preferably infestation-free domicile. At first I thought these little bastids were cute. I'd name them, take a few photos, set them free, etc. But I'm over it! So in my on-line searches for Have-A-Heart beetle boobie traps, I came upon the most fucked up photo of a spider I've ever seen. And holy shit. I realize that not everyone here has a fear of spiders, but do you really need to have a pantie-wetting phobia to be freaked out by this:
Yeah. It's eating a bird. That it caught in it's web. OK, so I looked it up and the bird is only the size of a finch, meaning that the spider pictured is approximately the size of a dinner plate, give or take a like it fucking matters. They're getting bigger people, and before you know it some guy who thinks he's cool will figure out a way to train one, then the government gets involved for the weapon potential, and game fucking over. I realize they play a vital part in our planet's ecosystem; however, the brand of genocide I'm proposing is just for the really big ones. Think about it -- would you miss them?
You gonna give this thing a treat when it comes crawling up your leg? Hell no. You would beat it to death with your mother if that's what it took. If I have to, I'll involve the creationists in this. They killed all the dinosaurs, so I doubt a few hundred thousand eight-legged tools of Satan is going to be a big deal. Have-A-Heart this! I'll keep my beetles.
that. is. disturbing.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine accidentally walking into that web?
ReplyDeleteNo, thank goodness my imagination isn't that good today. :P
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