As seen on Craiglist:
"For those of you who are now aware to the fact that you are star children of extraterrestrial origins please contact me. (773) 831-4160) We may coordinate our efforts for the upcoming frequency shift? I will be able to determine that for you (if you are indeed a Starchild). Have you learned to communicate mentally either directly or through impressions or thoughts yet? Those s...kills can be uncovered or developed. If you have any ideas of collaboration ideas please feel free to contact me.
I also will answer any questions I know the answers to on ANY topic that I know.
I barter for things I need like Food, Cloth material, and information. I also am looking for someone to do light security work of my property and body guard work when I got out into the public. I have confirmed cases of being followed and surveilled.
I have a large deep freezer that is almost 10 years old I can barter with and also a regular Iphone 4 that I no longer use because I upgraded."
This of course, begs the question, why would a telepath need a cell phone? Pfftf,
No comments:
Post a Comment