More Useful Tips From A Marine

Marine: So if you’re ever attacked by a zombie, there are five places on a zombie’s skull that are especially vulnerable. Go for those.

Yersa: Um, which five places?

Marine: The temple, the back of the neck, through the roof of the mouth, right between the eyes, or up through the chin. Or you could try to go behind the ear, but that spot is much harder to hit. Or through the eyes.

Yersa: That’s like, seven places.

Marine: Well, the entire skull is pretty vulnerable.

Yersa: So you really taught me absolutely nothing right now.

Marine: No. Pay attention. The temple, the back of the neck, through the roof of the mouth-

Yersa: How am I supposed to strike a zombie through the roof of its mouth? Wait until it’s eating a huge cheeseburger?

Marine: Take a really long knife and stab it up through the bottom part of its jaw. You’re basically going to stab them up through the bottom of the jaw, through to the roof of the mouth, and if your knife is really long it should get to their brain.

Yersa: I’ll keep that in mind.