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Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentine's Day Advice for the Helplessly Romantic

  The worst Valentine's Day gift ever received:   an electric blanket


Now, I'm as practical as the next girl.  And sure, I love to keep warm on these cold February nights.  But seriously men, giving an electric blanket to your wife or girl for Valentine's Day can pretty much guarantee you one of three things:

  1. you will wake up to shaven balls dipped in gasoline
  2. that blanket will be the only thing keeping your woman warm for all other nights to follow
  3. all of the above

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